So I called a local Peds office today to get their fax number to send a release and assessment to.  It was a recording that picked up instead of a person, you know the kind that they tell you what number to press to get to what department.  “To make an Appointment Press 1”  “To speak to our billing department press 2”  and so on.  After option 8 the message continued on to say the following:

If you are not certain of which option to choose or if you have a rotary dial phone, please press Zero.

I fell out of my seat laughing!